I felt sympathy for this nightmare-of-a-woman’s partner and then you went and posted his photo.

Ooh, you got him so good!

Donald Trump’s proposed (insert anything here) would be a disaster!

We motorcyclists refer to them as pirates, given the costume. If only pirates wore lily-white brand new New Balance dad sneakers.

A lot of comparisons to the Aztek up in here. So the Aztek, as a concept vehicle, was really fucking cool. And then the bean counters, focus groups and engineers got ahold of it and we wound up with the dumbest looking vehicle since the Weinermobile. Now just imagine: what if the Stammering Jesus listened to anything…

Speaking of impractical, there’s no Guzzoline, but everyone’s in high-displacement vehicles.

I bought my first new vehicle in ‘93, a base-model 2WD Nissan Hardbody. My sister said, “you know what they say about guys who drive trucks, right?”

I ride, mostly solo, but I used to ride with a sportbike group on the weekends.

Electric seats. I set my seat when I left the dealership and haven’t changed it since.

My parents bought a Model A (named Henry, of course), fully restored yet constantly in need of TLC. Dad (RIP) found a local guy who was a career gearhead who also ran ‘shine in the Catskills back in the day. So dad brings Henry to his place and proceeds to back it into a drainage ditch and gets stuck with the front…

How long ‘til MTG and her ilk claim the troublemakers were Antifa and/or Democrat psyops?

How long ‘til stick-on versions of these wings start turning up on eBay/Amazon/Temu with promises of good gas mileage, better downforce, and larger penises?

If the entirety of elected Democrats suddenly disappeared and the Republicans gained full control of the government, we would DEFINITELY have a civil war. These dipshits would rouse some rabble and start killing each other for not being far enough to the right.

When they saw Palin all the dummies said, “Holy shit, I can do that!”

Baghdad International Airport, 2006. Had to push my way in like a mosh pit, no electricity, got shelled 3 times, toilets backed up into the terminal, and an 8 hour delay because the Iraqi Minister of Something Something commandeered my flight for him and his entourage. 

Design team: We’re gonna put these cool looking wheelcovers on the Cyber truck.

Grind Hard Plumbing, if you’re reading this, GET TO WORK.

The M1941 oil-burning stove. Not a vehicle, but it uses fuel so it has to be listed on your DA 348 Equipment Operators Qualification Record (Army Drivers License).

I can’t wait until it DeSantis’ sexual kinks get leaked out to the masses. You just know that dude does some crazy shit behind closed doors.

It’s a point of sales thing, like 60% of the unnecessary shit that all new cars come with. I believe the hope is that you’ll see this silliness when you’re car shopping, then indulge yourself in the next trim level so you get ALL the Cool Stuff. And I’m speaking as a sucker who always goes for the highest trim…