I didn’t think it was possible, but the Cybertruck just gets uglier every time I see it. 

The Ridgeline is about as Ridgeline as my left shoe.

Florida serves as a handle for ripping the bassackwardness out of the US.

M.A.S.K. Thunderhawk. A gullwing car whose doors turn into wings?!?!

Quote from the mayor of Fenton (pictured), “I’ll get them rude boys!!”

I haven’t owned a vehicle with the stock exhaust or fuel mapping since 2001, but these turds have got to go. I’ve been coal-rolled on my bicycle and my motorcycle, all for the sin of being on a motorcycle or bicycle. And always the occupants of said diesel are laughing their asses off as they pass.

I’m pretty sure that Mark here is only a Sovereign Shithead because of that annoying voice coming through the phone. He doesn’t really seem to have his story ready.

King Cheeto has normalized this type of childish nonsense.

She saw that footage from Bagram AB and thought it was how it’s done.

I fell down the stairs at my house just like that once. I was fucking hammered drunk.

“B-b-b-but the Aztek was awesome until the bean counters and focus groups got ahold of it!!1!”

When I was in the Army stationed at [redacted], I discovered that the cable TV distribution block was located above the ceiling tiles just outside of my room in the barracks. And guess what? The connections had no locks. All you needed to do was screw in cables until your TV worked. So one slow Sunday my roomie and I…

Driver’s Ed did not teach me how to steer with my knees, send a text at speed, kick the ass out, or pass on the right. I had to learn all of that on my own! Thanks a lot SoCal High School Driver’s Ed program.

He aint paid enough to give up his last fucks.

That thing looks like an FJ had a 3-way with a Kia Soul and an actual toaster.

Recently returned a rental 16 days early in Saudi Arabia (project requirements changed; went home early). The rental company pulled the ol’ “the contract states” BS, so I told them I’d be requesting a chargeback through my CC company. Got the credit invoice today from the vendor. I’ll probably get blacklisted by Sixt,…

Be careful! They’ll mistake your phone for a gun and you-know-what happens next.

Now I’m about as lefty as they come, but all this pearl-clutching over a toy reminds me of the Right losing their shit because Mr. Potatohead went androgynous and the green M&M stopped being so damn sexy.

Came here for this. No Laughing Clown, no deal.

And when Challenger and its crew met their fate, Reagan reportedly said, “Is that the teacher one?” What a horrible fucking animal. Married to the BJ queen of Hollywood, BTW.