One thing about picking a fight in a full-face helmet: You may think you’re safe in side the helmet, but that chinbar makes a fantastic grab-handle for the opponent. She could’ve been swinging him around like a ragdoll.

This sentiment should be in the exif data of any black & white photo by default. Or maybe I’ve been listening to too many episodes of The Dollop?

So this is an in-joke for people who are fans of shitty music?

I tried to teach my wife how to drive on ice in an abandoned, ice-glazed parking lot in TX; she wasn’t having it. A lot to be said for “practice” driving.

I grew up in the San Bernardino Mountains of CA, and the route to my high school was along the “Rim of the World Highway” connecting Running Springs to Lake Arrowhead. Lotsa blind curves, sheer drop on one side. My sister was driving me home from school in her 74 Bug, trying to keep up with her BFF who drove a new…

Boy is this dumb; so many ways around it. Off the top of my head:

Boston traffic sucks. Even if you can fly.

Not enough vents... needs more vents.

InstaPot Carnitas rule. Even impressed my Latinx sister-in-law.

For some reason I get the feeling that, in Kamchatka, insurance isn’t a top priority. Volcano insurance? Meh. Vodka insurance? Da!

My sister worked at a tech company (rhymes with “Snapple”) and some of their juicier customer service recordings (read: meltdowns, Karen rants, etc), which were officially behind a firewall, always wound up making the rounds in the office. The best ones were remixed by folks in the audio department into some pretty…

It’s called suspension of disbelief. This is from a comic book; not an engineering textbook.

Yes, that’s exactly what I’m saying! I’m so glad you understa... Oh wait, you were being snarky.

No, not cool. Gladiators are never cool. Unless they mounted an M134 minigun in the bed.

Methinks that Elon was just the money behind Tesla, not the design, marketing and engineering guru that we see him as.

Is that a Dr. Who reference? Because I don’t get it.

A friend of mine has a ‘71 VW Bug, of which he is the first owner. It was his and his wife’s first new car when they bought after they got married (way) back in the day. Well, his wife had a battle with ALS, and he took to restoring the Dub to keep his mind off of things. Her health deteriorated further, and he was so…

Fire the editor.  This reads like someone typed it on a Nokia in ‘97.

Doncha mean paraplegic? A quadriplegic has paralysis of both legs AND arms.

Kyle, who works at the assembly plant at position A23, says “Sorry, bro.”