You can always tell a contractor’s house because it’s cobbled together with all kinds of mismatched finishes, all stuff he had leftover from client’s builds.

Because Mommy & Daddy want to brag to their friends that their little angel goes to ‘SC.  “Oh, your daughter goes to Cal Poly?  That’s cute.”

Did they pay extra for the undercoating?

People who don’t zipper, instead choosing to act as judge, jury, and executioner by blocking both lanes.

What, no fancy tailgate?  Toyota is really lagging behind in the tailgate wars...

Point, Ranger. I’m 6'1" and have plenty of headroom in the new Ranger. Wicked comfy seat, too.

BM fucking W vs. dude in a garage... I’d say he’s doing pretty good.

I think we’ve entered the gimmick wars stage of truck wars.

There should be an asterisk in the record books for this one, because the Patriots should have been playing the Saints.

Easy: Hot Wheels Versus Matchbox, The Reckoning.

This is why we can’t have nice things.

I’ve had beerfarts smarter than our very stable genius.

What if Mexico just goes to Home Depot?

You mean Fox News?

Yes.

Came here for this.  Except I don’t think anyone instructed him; he just reached back into that very... big... uhbrain of his and pulled out something that sounded Injun-ie.  Sure he’s rascist, but he’s not smart enough to slip any nuance into his thoughts.

30-foot border wall: $5,000,000,000

Probably a Kardashian order.  BTW, fuck them.

Aluminum is WAY more portable.

The big ol’ rotary driving mode knob on the center console of my Grand Cherokee.  I change driving modes maybe four times a year; this function could be handled by a button.