A circle.  Like a pizza?  OMG Pizzagate was the Republicans!!

I’m selling a Toy Yoda for $1500.  Any takers?

Star for Vyv.

I’ve read that an F1 car, at full clip, produces enough downforce to drive upside-down. Why aren’t they doing this? Why aren’t there tracks with REAL corkscrews?

“-hallelujah!  Where’s the Tylenol?”

Running?  Um, no.

Fantastic. Now how about throwing the motor from the shifter cart into that tricycle?

Who wins for NFL Chin Divot of the Year? O’Brien or Brady?

“And put one of those things on the antenna so you can find it in a parking lot.  Every car should have one of those!”

Exhorbitantly expensive, provides ultimate privacy & secrecy... I’m surprised Scott Pruitt didn’t pick up one of these.

So is it an original Moskovitch body, or a fiberglass knock off?  Just seems like if you’re looking for extra range, don’t use something made from 1980'2 Soviet steel.

How to tell when the “President” is either talking about something he knows nothing about, making shit up, or just outright lying: His lips move.

2003, somewhere between Baghdad and Fallujah. The US Army closed the road about a mile ahead because of a suspected IED. Our security detail wouldn’t let us out of the vehicle for any reason - even to take a leak - because, y’know, Iraq. Unfortunately I had prepped for the long, hot trip by chugging a bunch of water.…

You should start brewing your coffee with actual bullshit.  The disgusting flavor makes the news more palatable.

Turn it sideways. This hood scoop goes to eleven.

One more reason to never go to the movie theater.

Maybe he can get Mexico to pay for his parade?

The sad thing here is that I honestly thought I was clicking an Onion article.

Well, it is 2018... “I was just joking around” is a perfectly acceptable defense.

Because he’s 24...