He works for Keolis, which manages the MBTA, and has had a fair share of bad publicity. I’m pretty sure firing this racist Southie fucktard is going to be an easy decision and a publicity win.

And dox the shit out of anyone who shows their stupid face at the rally

We know he’s never been to a grocery store; he only eats fast food.

Slammed Prius with... a tow hitch?  Whattheeverloving shit are you gonna tow with that?

There was s’posed to be a pic of an XB12S there, but Kinja...

Building three motorcycles with decidedly different purposes around the same architecture

So this is what attention whores did to satiate themselves before Instagram/Facebook?

Why do I want so badly to punch him in the face?

At the rate we’re backing dipshits in this country, I’m guessing he’ll get re-elected.

I’m yet to meet a Trump supporter and, regardless of any political discourse, not walk away shaking my head thinking “what an asshole.”

An entire article about Canadians and duct tape and not a single Red Green joke?

Bucket list: Pick up $400 worth of fireworks. Go to safe, remote, strategic location. Pile all the fireworks up, douse with gas, light it up and run like hell.

I was really excited about the FTR1200 until Isaw this. I’m 6'2", just like Pastrana, and it just doesn’t look like a good fit.

Stars. Most Jalopnik response.

Had some friends in high school who made a pretty penny doing pine needle clean up in the SoCal mountains. They were towing a gigantic trailer with a teensy Chevy Luv (or equivalent), and one day I came around the corner at the bottom of the hill to find them jacknifed into the embankment. I guess the loaded trailer’s…

Fantastic metaphor, except for one point: You recognize the fact that you were over-cooking your corners and choosing the wrong line. This man is going to stuff it into the F250, then afterwards tell everybody how the guy in the truck “was driving like an asshole; he should’ve moved over because we were haulin’ ass!”

Does golfing count?

That’d be sweet but, these days, to settle the score, the bullied nerd just breaks the lock on Dad’s gun case.