How much longer ‘til we’re left to swapping Ford engines into BMW’s just to keep them on the road because we can no longer import foreign products without a tremendous tax? We need to let some Cubans immigrate to teach us how to improvise in the lean times.

Are you honestly copy/pasting this poorly written post, or are you a bot?

My uncle got to ride one of these. He was doing touch-and-go’s off a carrier in the Pacific when his RIO’s Vietnam PTSD got turned up to eleven and he punched them out at 50 feet off the deck. This probably wouldn’t be a good gift for him.

Ding ding ding!!

Suspended?! That’s it? I think they mispronounced “fired like a muthafucka”

We have a winner. The first car I ever did a burnout in was a rental Camaro. Tires are expensive.

Two things I have because of seatbelts: a mom and a dad. Wreck in the 70's would’ve pitched them both through the windshield of Dad’s ‘69 911 (wish the belts could’ve protected that car, too).

My wife just bought a Jeep. She’s all about the Jeep Wave. I don’t get it.

A monster truck show will make you feel like a 12 year old again. Except you can have beer.

So you’ve met my wife?

If you’re having a nervous breakdown over cleaning your headlights, you may want too reevaluate your life choices.

But when rich assholes are on the Google bus, they get protested? Rich assholes just can’t win.

Recently my wife & I bought her a new Wrangler. In hindsight, after four mind-numbing hours of haggling a price and signing shit,I probably would’ve checked the “not a ‘bot” box and thought it was a rational, logical thing to do.

What’s with his “somebody said” bullshit? He does this all the time, and I’m pretty sure “somebody” is his inner monologue.

A Lada.

You’ve obviously never visited an actual militarized shithole.

At least he didn’t draw a gentleman sausage on a storm drain.

Ooh, faux carbon fiber! Shut up and take my money!

Saw a GT-R badge on a... well, I forget. The car was so forgettable that the GT-R badge is the only reason I noticed it in the parking lot. Does this justify it?

I heard a lady call into NPR’s “Car Talk” to find out if she could put brighter lamps in her headlights because she had installed those shitty tinted plastic headlight covers/protectors/obfuscators over her headlights, and now (surprise) her headlights weren’t as bright at night.