“Cool plane, Paul. Say, which way to the head?’

Traksi Kross? More like “Traction Lost,” amiright?

Primarily because they’re customer base is old and getting older.

Join the Air Force.

“Bumper stickers are a great way to tell me that you and I would never hang out.”

This is America, and I have a right to bear no responsibility for my actions!

He’s not bald. In fact he’s the least bald man ever. Some people were even saying that he has the best hair of any man in the world. FAKE NEWS.

Here in Boston, when they had to add a line, they added a trackless trolley

I was drunk as shit when I saw this ad, but I still recognized how tone-deaf it was.

My sister ready for Bluebirds Camp in front of our Datsun King Cab. lowered in front, jacked up in the rear, pinstriped, chin spoiler, and a cosmetic roll bar. Why my parents built this thing for our family of four is beyond me.

3 Boston sports radio personalities are d-bags, therefore, get rid of Boston. Fantastic logic, Tommy.

Are the Russian pilots doing these risky intercepts under orders from Moscow, or do they just think it’s “funny?” When my uncle flew F4’s out of Miramar, he used to buzz his dad’s (my gramps) suburban house at full afterburner. Y’know, for the yucks.

“Ages 7-14" my ass.

All the stars.

Hang ‘im from the yard-arm ‘til he’s sober

“My boss is a dick and Ima take him down.”

I’m not your friend, chief!

Things like this make me so happy that I live in a country led by a stable genius.

Two things I have learned about New York by reading Jalopnik, Giz, et al:

That bot MUST be broke... I didn’t see one single Harley in over ten minutes of scrolling.