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It’s the only thing my parents would buy for me...
They will have to come up with a logarithm to deal with armored vehicles as well as low-flying MiGs and helicopters.
Eating Chee-tos as we speak. Losing my appetite...
But I thought this was the economy class deplaning procedure on Ryanair. Those fancy stair cars are a $40 upcharge.
And the failed Cartups shall be referred to as “Fartups.” Because I am 40 going on 14.
What you can’t see is that the tech is not wearing pants.
MIT, scientifically proving the obvious since 1861.
Or maybe it’s their way of keeping the driver anonymous, like The Stig, without actually having The Stig.
From now on I am starting all of my email corresponces with “Thank you for your kind letter dated XX/XX/XX...”
I think I’ve seen most of this shit, or at least an analogue thereof, at TJ Maxx/Home Goods for pennies on the dollar.
As a young GI at my first duty station, my First Sergeant would sit down with all us younger soldiers and tell us that if he heard we evemn went into RAC or a payday loan shop, he would personally PT the shit out of us until we puked. Yeah, when you’re young and dumb and have a steady income for the first time in your…
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He’s good. His vlog music sucks. Like it was lifted directly from Pimp My Ride.
It looks as if they said, “Hey, let’s have a car race. But instead of tires, we’ll outfit all the cars with wheels made of 100s skateboard wheel compound. And no practice laps will be allowed. And when there’s a hazard, our safety people will jump onto the active racecourse to flag everyone down.”
Tangential: When I saw the tiny gif in my feedreader I thought he was being held back by Stormtroopers.
I’ve worked with a dude who lives up & down the west coast in his van. He’s a mechanical engineer with a very specific specialty, and a few times a year he contracts to work all over the world, and is well paid for his trouble. I think this is the balance you’d need to comfortably pull off vehicle-livin’. Or be…