It’s those deceptive ferrari lines! They’re so smooth. So seductive. You just want to rub your benz on them.
Right here, just outside the car! (tires screech as car peels out, and away)
This is very similar to the “sandwiches” they serve at the Staggering Ox across Montana.
That lady is quite a bit more then lovely! That’s Christy Mack and her old Subaru BRZ!! So. Much. Want.
Sounds about right, haha. We’re getting older, wiser, and more cynical.
No helmet, tank, shorts, portrait mode. God damn. We got a winner
She’s a good bike, loves her rider
Loves wheelies and stopies too
She’s a good bike, crazy ‘bout track days
Loves apex’s and her rider too
It’s a long day livin’ in track garages
There’s a race track runnin’ through the yard
And I’m a bad rider, ‘cause I don’t even miss her
I’m a bad boy for breakin’ her forks
And I’m free,…
I’ll believe when I see/hear it. I’ve been burned by this rumor one too many times, thank you very much.
I love that Pyramids is basically two songs in one.
There really does need to be a comparison, like the average number of fecal coliforms per 100 words of a Trump speech.
This instagram does it for me:
Glad to see they’re undeterred. That guy’s pants, though — full of deterred.
Some people have way too much time on their hands. Now if you don’t mind, I’m going to get back to drinking my gin and tonic and commenting on internet articles.
Obligatory.
Now, THIS is a type of message you save the comic sans font for!
“No whey!”