the ocean is fucked up

Yeah, scallops can swim...

Good call - at least 3 times a week I contemplate ordering some gold wheels and an “i” to stick next the to ‘ST’ badge on my blue Fiesta ST just to make everyone angry.

Sanka, ya dead?

$38 grand? Might as well be asking a brazilian dollars for it.

I. Love. Pickletinis. I use Hendrick’s gin, bc of all the cucumber flavor, but yes to brine in cocktails.

“YOU SILLY PERSON!”

Just to me.

D.B. Pooper

I used to have fun in a 2005 Grand Prix with that. On long road trips, I’d wait for my friends to fall asleep, then change the instrument cluster to km/h. The face didn’t change, the needle just jumped up to 130. Then they’d wake up and freak out. lol

First time my parents let my drive them in the Caddy DTS with the 32V V-8.

This song holds such great memories for me. A friend and former college roommate had testicular cancer at the ripe young age of 20 and had one of his testicles removed so we used to play this song to mock him.
Yes, we were bastards.
THEN he got mad during a night of drinking and punched a wall. This is always…

Our worst fears are now realized. All Trump’s supporters have become so white they are now transparent. There are millions of them in attendance today, you just can’t see them.

I can see you

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

Asshole didn’t replace his divot.

One in hole!

She still hasn’t worked out what a rim job is!

Also, we never got the Scirocco :(

Nissan is such a tease.