He’s creepy and he’s kooky, mysterious and spooky, that’s for sure.

Third eye open, well done.

I feel like he is living his best life. Do you think Third Eye Blind and Bruce Springsteen get together over beers and compare notes on how badly they irritated Republicans?

a congealing buffalo wing cemented to outgrown armpit hair

How...how on earth did that happen??? All power to him, but HOW DID THE SECURITY OF THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONGRESS let a known left-wing talk show host, in a bizarre costume, onto the stage? Let alone leave him at the damn podium long enough to give a satirical speech?? Jesus, no wonder they didn’t want guns there.…

When reached for comment, the curator said “that’s going to be a pane in the glass to fix.”

Headline: Bald Eagle Pummels Canadian Goose After All

Donkervoort D8 GTO in Carbon Fiber. So deliciously evil it warms the cockles of the lump of coal that is my heart.

Audi TT Clubsport Turbo Technology Concept Car

Built on the bones of the Miata, I give you the Exomotive Exocet with a LS engine.

ooooh killem

Facial Hair Opacity

David Bradley was also Argus Filch in Harry Potter. Despite the man’s age, I was surprised at how spry he was running up and down the Feasting Hall in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

As someone else noted above, don’t forget:

Watching Hot Fuzz for the upteenth time and then it hit me....YARP!

Production version (after delays and cut-backs):

And this is how you do it on an AWD Cutlass.