i would offer to buy you the notch palm cuff in silver, but i am sure your hand is far fairer without it.

If this is a viral campaign to get me to spend way too much money on a piece of jewelry from a company I’d never heard of before, it’s very, very effective.

I’d buy something from them because this is hilarious. Alas, I am too poor to justify anything, even from the sale section.

It looks like macaroni noodle dipped in gold — perfect for a Trump in your life!

It’s Gold, Gold = instant classy. Trump logic is the best logic. All other metals are sad and low energy.

There is no way she’s wearing that thing. Not classy. Sad!

“I’m a little bit surprised and excited that the community put two girls forward,” she said.

You did not think is funny because is not funny.

I think voters will be able to distinguish between two females

This whole post and the entire comment section is made up. You’re all just part of my daily post-lunch hallucinations of social commentary.

He insists he smells great. Just doesn’t look it.

Disney has probably been going over Pirates 5 with a fine tooth comb to make sure there’s nothing that is going to remind people of these events, ditto Warner and Justice League.

Do you think all of this has done any actual damage to his career? It bothers me that Ghostbusters is now considered a misfire and this dickhead has had countless flops and keeps getting license to do more (see also: Zack Snyder).

My exact thought process.

Well you know, “political correctness” is the most deadly sin.

So many things my brain hurts! Notice how she didn’t use the word wife when talking about her sister, just “family.” and also, she loves her sister and their family, she just hates them and thinks they are going to hell. Also, is that vile piece of scum Dick Cheney ever going to die? I mean, like yesterday please? And…

I thought she made a typo in her tweet by referring to herself as “Congressman” but apparently it's a new trend amongst Conservative women to refer to themselves as such.

Cheney was once best known for insisting that she believes in “traditional” marriage, in spite of the fact that her sister Mary is gay and married. “Listen, I love Mary very much, I love her family very much, this is just an issue on which we disagree,” she told Fox News.

I had forgotten which sister was in politics, and I wondered for a brief shining moment if a lesbian had just won a GOP seat on name recognition alone.