Um, no.

I’ve “battered” your wife, she seemed to like it at the time.  Shrug.

You Sir, have the Corvette confused with any Alfa Romeo. XD

“Not a money maker like a Cruze or Malibu. So they can afford to put some better materials in the car,”

TL:DR

Nah, Brah. You're confusing the announcement of the involuntary separations.

As one of the "third rate engineers", I thank you for the mad props.

I've heard that about Miata drivers...

And....

Find someone with a welder and decent fab skills to make f&r bumpers out of steel for your fit.  Someone good could have the protection extend out from your fascia. You'll still get bumped, but you will no longer be the recipient of the damage. :)

I picture you wearing a monocle - while deftly typing your response - over tea. It made me further enjoy your response.

Stick with talking about POS Jeeps that nobody else wants.  You're better at that.

There’s a fellow GM employee with a matching (to mine) inferno orange metallic Sonic.

Mule.

Oh dear lord. Someone get Kristen an AR4C to drive for a week so:

You've never built a house, I see.  Contractors love to say "doorwall", and I'm a Michigan native.

This, eh.

“They can’t win in the public eye.”

I believe the power numbers were generated using unleaded regular (87 R+M/2).  GM made a big deal out of this only needing regular unleaded fuel.

What’s wrong with the 4 cylinder’s “Torque characteristic”?