You Sir. I would like to inquire if you have a newsletter and how one would go about subscribing to it.

Is your name Dick? Because that’s what I’d like to call you.

If I worked there, he probably gotten the white sauce as well. Now, off to make coffee for my boss.

Nope. “Cummings” did not supply the 3L promaster engine.

I don’t know about you, but that’s generally how I feel when I shoot someone and pass them in mariokart. Maybe​they were just going for realism?

It keeps women with a 5 o’clock shadow from hitting on you at the bar.

If it’s a prototype, there’s a good chance that is a development screen and not what will be in the car. Looks too big and intrusive for crash safety / airbag deployment.

Yes, thank God this new wagon *isn’t* a Saab.

I thought teens spelled “hardcore” with a k...

I’d prefer a really, really big blender - or shredder.

I would pay to watch that. The fucking part, I mean. Not the miscarriage.

So...

Holy fvck, the nerds came out of the woodwork for this one.

Yeah, but are there any cows?

I’d imagine if anyone else could get close to 1.2g lateral acceleration, they would also chose dry sump lubrication.

He certainly wants Tesla pegged as a threat.

Hah! 38,001.

What? No minigun? :(

Yup, and all of the sophisticated avionics in a multi million dollar airplane are the same available in passenger cars, right?

All I could think of when reading this article: