scotchycaress
ScotchyCaress
scotchycaress

I can think of no worse drug to combine with LSD than coke. That’s the worst fucking plan of all time. Have a great weekend.

Huh. That hasn’t been my Facebook experience.

I left the show after the Glenn bullshit. That was the final straw. Couldn’t take its absurdly manufactured drama anymore. I can’t recall another TV show that has ever had such a remarkable fall from grace. The first two seasons were just extraordinary. Now TWD is just a sappy soap opera with zombies.

One random night in the ‘90s in L.A. I hung out with Wade’s daughter. She was surprisingly hot (the surprise being that her father is not very hot). Anyway, that’s all.

Not just telling women not to get pregnant... telling women in predominantly poor, Catholic countries with anti-abortion laws and stigma.

This is overall a good analysis, but the crux of the argument...

Morphine for shoulder pain? Huh.

Just realized maybe this was a reference to the black Star Wars character dude (Rey or some shit)? Wasn’t he a “janitor” before going on his first mission as a combat storm trooper?

Now if we could just get Jia to stop dating white dudes...

anti-christ.

Looks like he also got his hands on some of that face-melting LSD.

Okay, fine. Starred.

Cooling the earth by way of warm piles of shit.

It’s the power play in coercing the pics that’s the thrill, my friend—not nude pics in and of themselves. Firing up the ‘ol internet does not require you to assert grotesque, domineering power over anyone.

I find it more refreshing than depressing.

Step one: Make NFL refs full-time employees; and vigorously train them year-round. It’s just shocking the NFL places such a critical aspect of their multi-billion dollar industry into the hands of part-time contractors.

That sparkly belt she got was to die for.

Referring to Infowars as a “conservative” site is quite generous. I would’ve gone with describing it as a site for “entirely bat-shit crazy paranoid white guys who project their psychic-internal strife onto the geo-political world around them,” myself.

It’s never about the cookies.

I remember when everyone couldn’t believe Google paid $1.65 billion for YouTube in 2006. In retrospect they got a steal. (Which is not to say I think Activision got a steal here.)