I bet Kelly demotes Grimes from strength coach to running the practice cameras from the cherry pickers.

Why do baseball coaches wear the uniforms? In no other sport do the coaches wear the uniforms...

I once played a pee-wee hockey game the day my pet gerbil died. To this day I don’t know how I found the strength to get through it. But I did. I even managed to play a little Ms. Pac-Man in the rink arcade afterwards.

Nah you’re stuck in the 90s dude. I’m a Bay Area resident and for the past few years Niners fans have way outpaced Raiders fans in terms of sociopathology. I’m a neutral observer because I’m a Chiefs fan (ugh, I know). But Raiders fans have made a remarkable turn around of late. I would go so far as to say they’re…

I just wanted to say this GIF is fucking genius. Bird. Taking the ball away and going home. I totally get it.

Rad boots!

I can’t tell if your call to dissolve the Union is part parody or what, because truly you can’t actually believe that’s remotely plausible or beneficial. I understand how we the people are getting the candidates we deserve as reflections of ourselves (and it’s a pretty horrible reflection), but your answer is to…

This game. This feeling. This is what it means to be a Chiefs fan.

I think we found our motive.

Can’t argue with that, but I plug in external keys when it’s time to do serious playing/recording.

Okay, I’ll take on the role of the shitbird who has been psyched for this iPad Pro for the past two years. I am admittedly in the consumer margins, but there’s a very specific reason why it will (I swear, no hyperbole) be a game changer for me...

Then what we need from editorial producers like yourself is a detailed (visual graphic perhaps) look at the distinction between the legal and illegal video recording areas. Short of that, it’s really impossible to properly gauge guilt.

This article didn’t adequately explain the distinction between a “commissioner” versus a “commissioner’s office.” I’m not at all sure what you’re advocating for.

That’s wack for sure but the second officer isn’t exactly wrong to draw a correlation between fish ‘n chips and titty size.

I think you mean miner miracle.

Jeremy:

It would have been surprising if she wasn’t raped repeatedly. You can assume any woman kidnapped by ISIS is in line for a hellishly similar experience.

Weird because those pics of him in a cowboy hat don’t look gay at all.

Too bad he’s not wearing a John Connor jersey.

Sounds like there may be a few things you don’t know a great deal about.