Did...did you stop watching the movie after the rat thing happened?

The 14 million universes where Thanos wins are the ones where a rat doesn’t walk over the computer.

People are complaining about the fucking rat?

There are all sorts of reason the rat contrivance could work. Here’s one: The dusting happened when nearly all of the controls had been set to bring Scott back, so the series of switches that had to be flipped was very limited. Also, given a long period of time, many improbable things become almost inevitable. Let’s…

People are complaining about the fucking rat?

The way I think about it is that Stephen Strange saw, what, 14 million possible futures playing out and only one of them panned out for the heroes.

Five bucks says that same dude digitally erases the rat from Endgame.

Fight the real enemy: the rat in The Departed.

CNN works so hard to “both sides” everything that they’re actually more harm than Fox. (“On one hand some people want to put children in cages and kill Muslims and gays but on the other hand some people say that’s bad. I guess we’ll have to agree to disagree!”)

Can someone ask Franklin Graham why being gay is more of a sin than paying to have sex with pornstars while your pregnant wife (who you cheated on behind your second wife, who you cheated on behind your first wife) sits at home?

I would genuinely like to know who the fuck is even out there wondering, “What does Rick Santorum think about this?”

The fact that Rick Santorum continues to appear regularly on CNN is an utter disgrace for everyone making decisions at that network.

In any ways, CNN’s type of faux centrist propaganda is more harmful than Fox’s more overt efforts. It tricks otherwise well-meaning people into thinking this is what moderate, centrist, and fair coverage should look like, unlike those bloody-gummed partisans over on Fox and MSNBC (which CNN also enjoys portraying as…

I would like to thank Dan Savage for obliterating Rick Santorum’s personal ambitions.

**edit** from Wikipedia:

Angel: Smile Time, A Hole in the World, and Shells.

For me it would be the three episode arc from Angel season 4 when Faith returns and works with Wesley to defeat Angelus and restore Angel’s soul, even if it kills her: “Salvage,” “Release,” and “Orpheus.”

Use a fork you fucking savages

Shut the fuck up. If you think guys like Cheney and Pence would be against rounding up their opponents and other undesirables and murdering them in cold blood, you’re fucking nuts.

They’re not Pol Pot, but they’re about as bad as someone can be and still get to walk around in our society. Mentioning how many people died hundreds of years ago from bubonic plague doesn’t have shit to do with how many people died from it last year, Strawboi. Things are supposed to get better.  Otherwise, there’s…

“I speak for the president except when I don’t and, anyway, I talked about all this months ago.  Now, fuck you, I’m eating.”