Why are you even entertaining this bad-faith asshole? Flag and dismiss.

Delphox or burn the whole damn thing down.

During the trial, Boucher called the attack “two minutes of my life I wish I could take back.”

Along the same lines, I haven’t heard shit about that MAGA boogan that shot up that bank in Florida. Where are all of the pictures of him posing smoking blunts on Facebook?

Burn it all to the ground.

Damn you. This picture freezes my blood.

Hopefully he can get Jacob Wohl’s “hipster barista” to explain the twitter ratio to him before he makes it official. 

Heresy! According to the Russian twitterbots, he’s the best president ever, why wouldn’t he like the best movie ever?

Bleep bleep bloop, his brain is soup.

I mean, I’d believe that Mexican vampires were trying to sneak over our southern border before ISIS agents.

You work here and don’t even know how to leave the trolls in the greys. Good grief Charlie Brown!

You are truly doing god’s work Holly.

+1 Cunning Stunt

Florida. White kid. Thoughts and prayers. All I need is “the gun was purchased legally” and I’ve got BINGO!

+1 Dress-code violation

Yeah, when I saw the headline I was like, “Oh! Totally!” Then I saw the byline and was like “oh...totally”

Kind of like measuring time in Dopesmoker(s)

Yeah, I prefer Mistress Natalia to step on my balls with high heels, not give a 22 hour deposition on my family’s crimes to the SCO.