I dunno. Ever since I thought of it I’ve been giggling about Valkyrie bearing an enchanted cotton swab named Garnsvärd.

Valkyrie with an enchanted cotton swab would still drag me in.

Spectrum, Ironheart, Valkyrie w/ Mjolnir....there are so many things they could set up in the next few films that could set the MCU up for the next 10 years.

Maybe The Stranglers?

At first I was like, “OMG! IT’S RIRI WILLIAMS! IRONHEART IS GOING TO REPLACE IRON MAN IN THE MCU!”

Yeah, considering it’s a BRAND NEW SHIRT:

I wrote about this when the poster dropped....

but the importance of saying
HIGHER.
FASTER.
FARTHER.

The beating he caught wasn’t for his politics (richly deserved though that would have been). It was because he’s a shitty neighbor.

Sorry buddy but worth every penny. We should take up a national fund raiser for this hero

I find it amazing that they didn’t switch over to the E-Verify and vet everyone working at his properties once he won the election. With the state secrets that he throws out at dinner in the middle of one of his dining rooms, I am shocked and wonder what else he says lording around the place. I am wondering why the US…

500 Days of Dumb Starbucks (Man)

It’s pretty dumb already that he came out the gate with the bold “don’t tax the billionaires” stance that almost no one agrees with.

Guess what? Peet’s is really good coffee.

This infant campaign is a Rosemary’s baby and needs to be strangled in its crib and then fed to marauding raccoons or skunks or whatever is picking through the trash.

Gotta love that ol’ two speed criminal legal system: aggrieved letters from Senators for rich, white guys and “no angel” for murdered black teenagers.

Exactly - God forbid the FBI just turned up unannounced and started banging on the door of his bath-house…

I doubt Senator Dandy can really protect the dignity of a man with a Nixon Tramp Stamp because that ship sailed long ago.

Bummer