It’s amazing that we can even hear Graham talk when his mouth is so firmly attached to Trump’s ass.

That’s the one thing that has always struck me, above all others, about this particular shutdown.

“Democracts won’t come to the table!”

Followed immediately by, “But they will have to give us 100% of what we want, or they can fuck off!”

That’s not how negotiation works. You give to get—at some point, something within the…

In the “interview”—which was picked up by a number of news sites, including our own—Johnson supposedly defamed the members of “generation snowflake” in a generally un-Rock-like fashion, being quoted as saying that “this generation are looking for a reason to be offended.”

yes, kevin, and this is just a shaving apparatus for rich people

Everyone focuses on Trump, and rightly so, but let’s not forget that oh-so-principled Mitt Romney also once suggested borrowing from one’s parents is a viable financial option.

Hey look restaurant workers of D.C. !

The chair of the White House’s Council of Economic Advisers is Arnim Zola? I think I see the problem.

I’m really sorry you’re going through this, man. I’m here in solidarity with you all.

Hey, if the government workers really are hurting, why don’t they just get their fathers to buy $3.5M in chips in their casino and then not cash them in?

As a federal contractor who’s currently under a stop-work order, thank you for continuing to beat that drum.

The following is a rich person’s reaction when hearing about these struggling workers:

Also, no mention of the government contractors who are also out of work and will not be getting paid. 

I honestly don’t know how I can make sarcasm any more plain...

When the Founding Fathers wrote the Constitution, they gave Congress the power of the purse in Article I, Section 9, Clause 7 (the Appropriations Clause) and Article I, Section 8, Clause 1 (the Taxing and Spending Clause), instead of the Executive Branch. So it is completely up to Congress to decide whether or not to…

CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO CHOO!

OH MY GOD HIS FISTS ARE SO FUCKING TINY

It’s not like many migrants from Mexico and Central and South America have the requisite knowledge and experience to operate simple construction tools.

reminded me of this one....