It’s amazing how they keep saying the quiet parts loud.

and reading it in Deforest Kelley’s voice makes it even funnier.

Ha! This is funny a shit. Trying every day not to be that damn guy

I’m dead.

This might be the funniest gif I have ever seen.

the idea that lots of people would actively avoid Trump’s speech but switch back to watch Chuck & Nancy seems a tad bizarre to me.

“Well, REAL men aren’t healthy OR happy!”

If you read something as anodyne as “men should be able to express their feelings” as a personal attack, then you’re part of the problem. 

Fortunately for the people who are upset by this, the GOP is going to continue to treat everyone else, who isn’t in the top 5% income bracket, like total shit during the shutdown.

Fine. Bring back the Fairness Doctrine and watch as FOX News loses 90% of its viewer base.

Republicans think “Footloose” is a documentary

It still blows my mind to try to figure out what the hell is wrong with a woman dancing. Is this Salem in 1641 or something?

Typical conversation with a Republican in 2019:

You deserve all of these! (I still remember the kurfuffle when people actually dialed 1-900-MIXALOT to kick them nasty thoughts, because it was a real number.) 

I say we all just pretend the wall is being built and that Mexico paid for it, let Trump brag about it, and go on with our lives. No one will ever know the difference.

Right? The party that’s opposed to government overreach is just going to start seizing private property. Why, that’s like ... gasp ... socialism! Or even ... dare I say it? ... communism. I have to retire to my fainting couch. Please hold all my calls. 

I look forward to the libertarian wing of the party to come out strongly against the idea of emin-- ah hahahaha I can’t even finish it.

His later unconfirmed statement: