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With the whiff of a filler set piece, this subplot had all of Richmond’s players remembering that the best way to spend a curfew-free night in Amsterdam is to not go see tulips, not eat Dutch food, not attend a private party, and definitely not bear witness to a sex show and instead to have a pillow fight(?).

I’m gonna have to disagree:  The internet is fine, it’s people that are the mistake.

Google Murderwall. 

Mean she is always good

So, this B- movie is better than “last year’s abysmal The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent,” which the AV Club review gave a... B+? Got it.

Huh. I had no idea that “The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent” was abysmal. You’d think I would have noticed that when I watched it. 

“moral center of The Expanse

I find it distracting how much Marilyn Manson looks like Marilyn Manson.

Fuck you AVClub

You god damn assholes.

It is, because sex is exhausting.

“Waaa! You’re not making me money! You’re all Communists! Waaa!
- Corporate America

I’m sorry but “Milk as a sports drink”? Do they seriously not realize milk is fucking awful as a sports drink? it literally congeals in your stomach which can cause cramps as it slaps around. Like what the fuck?

This synopsis of Jack Black’s adjacency to video games is distastefully ignoring the Black and Double Fine body of work.

That and “Gavin and Stacy” had me thinking he was an alright guy who “got it” and wouldn’t be getting a big head, since he didn’t make himself the star of either of those, stayed in the background.

Meh... I still want him to file an ethics complaint on Dr. Raper.

Nope. Harry Cohn (Columbia Pictures) beats out Jack. May be an apocryphal story but at Cohn’s funeral which was attended by most of Hollywood, Red Skelton said, “Just goes to show you. Give the people what they want and they’ll turn out for it.”

Does it make me a bad person that I took such joy out of the nonplussed reaction Jade had for Nate? Especially since he was feeling himself after the restaurants manager made such a big deal about him. Her “ I don’t give two shits about you” facial expression as she looked him dead in the eyes was fantastic.

Have to disagree that they wasted time in the first season setting up how he “becomes” Perry Mason. I mean, it’s an origin story.

I like to joke that if you want to turn someone off Heroine, you show them Trainspotting, have them happy and amused at the end, and then put on Requiem for a Dream to destroy all hope.