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Doesn’t matter what “system” they determine the schools should use, it wouldn’t do a bit of good.

Based on the novel “Push” by Sapphire

The Kobe thing is infuriating because sports radio hosts named her and said she deserved to lose her anonymity because she accused someone of rape. It’s also disgusting that Kobe was given a hero’s exit when he retired and everyone pretty much forgot about the rape case. Everyone also overlooks the fact that Kobe is a

You and I will be having words in two weeks! The Rocketeer rules.

Next time: A mostly unknown ’80s comic, created as an homage to the movie serials of the ’30s, becomes a shockingly great adventure movie in The Rocketeer.

Just baffling that the host of Win Ben Stein’s Money and co-host of The Man Show has been forced to become the conscience of middle America.

I just watched that Stretch and Bobbito doc on Netflix and now I’m listening to all the freestyles I can find on YouTube.

Black don’t crack?

Probably, with the difference being that now someone needs to call CPS.

I love that I can recognize that clip by the thumbnail and still crack the fuck up.

I enjoy movies where Paul Dano’s character gets violently assaulted and/or killed, e.g. Looper, unless that movie is titled There Will Be Blood.

Zoe Kazan is adorable and I will not hear words to the contrary.

Nice mid way bait attempt their AVC, don’t forget to let everyone know just how morally superior you are. You go girl.

“[At this point, Middleditch’s publicist cuts in to say that we have one minute left, then asks that we return to talking about the film.—ed.]”

They Might Be Giants reference =-> star.

Remarkably stupid comment, thank you.

When my grandson comes home from school, I usually greet him with, “Hey, buddy. How you doing? Did you learn anything interesting today?” But he’s 5 and so everything at school is still interesting to him, and he’s glad somebody wants to know. I know it’ll pass but I’m enjoying it while it lasts.

You didn’t have to jump out the window so soon after the joke. You could’ve let it linger

No, I had a feeling.

Really, really going to miss this column. It’s the last of what the AV Club used to be like. Very excited for your Age of Heroes column next!