scorpi084
scorpi084
scorpi084

She had some shitty beliefs, but the one you’re accusing her of is simply not based in fact.

For the first time in my life I avoided spoilers for FBaWtFT, and holy shit, that was a weird surprise.

The part of me that used to troll anti-choicers on LiveJournal is really looking forward to it.

I thought that was Rose McGowan, and I was super confused.

Ooh, that’s a great idea for a playlist.

Do you routinely take road trips halfway across the country?

I literally just went and read her wiki page because that’s hilarious, but it looks like her name, as spelled, was the middle name she was born with (named after some street in New Orleans?). Her real first name is Elta.

If taking joy in this pain is wrong, I have no desire to be right.

And if not our schools, then at least Indiana Jones.

She abandoned her child to fend for herself. I’m fine with that being auto termination of her rights to continue fucking up her kid’s life.

I’m not crying, you’re crying.

I had that with my Dorothy costume. Who cares if anyone saw my red slippers, they couldn’t see my dress OMFG

Black Widow isn’t even that hard! Black stretchy pants, black fitted shirt, silver studded belt, some weapons if you’re feeling particularly feisty, done. What a lazy ass.

Aww, I was hoping for some snappy bitch slap for the prosecutor’s overreach.

Is planning to live on sunshine and water delusional enough?

Seriously. Terrible newlywed sex once, and you’re saddled with twins? HARD PASS.

I didn’t know I wanted this as much as I do.

I am also in my 30s and just started watching it in the last couple of years. I’ve researched it at least three times (I have a lot of free time, and it’s my favorite knitting show). I love everything about it. Even when the characters are being awful people, I still love it/them.

I mean, do you want to give birth in 1952 Mississippi? I don’t.