I work in hospital billing, and certain insurance gets entered under the patient. It boils down to whether or not there’s one insurance ID number, or if each insured has their own.

Are wealthy people who can afford to pay for cocaine not addicted?

Shut up, I want them back!

Maybe they wanted him to have a political future, ala Veronica Mars. That sure backfired.

I will cry.

I worked at PP for years and I will attest to how bonkers we were about HIPAA. I can’t tell you how many clinics/hospitals called us thinking we’d just fax records over without a release and were positively flummoxed that we would not. And now that I work for a hospital, I am astonished by the number of places that…

“Meals...are provided”

I came across someone named Adolph on tinder recently, and he insisted his parents don’t hate him. Of course, then I couldn’t help trying to imagine screaming that name during climax, and left swiped.

Your comments remind me of Parks and Rec where Paul Rudd runs against Leslie. But way more terrifying IRL

I just ordered donuts to be delivered to my workplace. I will 99.9999999% probably eat them both before my shift is done.

It’s on Amazon Prime, if you do the Starz subscription. If you don’t, there’s a 7 day free trial for it.

This makes me feel like this is a conversation I should have with my dad. I’m reasonably sure he would be like “uhhhhhhh.....?” but I also think there’s a part of him that would like it.

“’fear of negative publicity or of Title IX liability,’ could constitute a Title IX infraction.”

I would watch the shit out of that.

I mean, we call it "social media".

I object to these being classified as “prolife policies” because the people who identify as prochoice are the ones pushing them in the overwhelming majority of cases. Yeah, you want to reduce the need for elective abortions? Neat, get the fuck on board with what we’ve already been doing. Feel free to drop your shaming…

Yeah, I’m a white woman. I make enough money to support myself, and I could probably take care of a kid or two (esp if my partner also had a job and was sticking around). I use three different methods of contraception, but if a fetus sneaks past the gate and implants itself, I’ll seek out an abortion. I could be a…

That’s what I’d be trying to do, TBH.

So if you’re super close to Beyoncé, you’re not allowed to do anything else.

She didn’t pray he *would* be faithful to Kim, only that North will know he’s faithful to her despite singing about how much he should get to fuck other women.