Same here. Pushing a person out of me is terrifying. No, ow, no. Maybe adoption?

Is there a way to get glitter bombed without being a total fucking dickbag? Because I want.

I want 40 cakes. Ice cream, preferably.

I recently turned 30, and I just CANNOT at the idea of even looking at a 15 year old sexually. I'm also sleep deprived with a massive headache, but it's a real struggle right now to not vomit. But I suppose society has not trained me to believe that there is literally nothing more important than pleasing my genitals?…

Seriously! I work with a lot of under-25s and I am constantly just like BUT YOU'RE A BABY, HOW DO YOU NEED A JOB?!?! Meanwhile, the people who are over 35 do not seem old at all.

I side-eye the shit out of adult Catholics. If huge swaths of the hierarchy of Islam were like "fuck yeah, burn the heathen shit to the motherfucking ground" and all of the regular, run-of-the-mill Muslims were like "ooh, they don't represent me, NBD," I'd judge the shit out of them, to. That's the difference between…

Have you tried helping a nine year old abuse victim obtain an abortion? IIRC, that works like a charm. Just don't rape her first, because they're they don't get upset about that.

That seems like a much healthier way to deal with it. Like, for all the weird ways we get socialized, this is a good one for everyone. Seek out your BFFs, mope for a couple days, move on. Easy, maybe even fun, what's not to love?

This is the stuff rom-com dreams are made of. In the best way <3

If only I could get the dirty text message records from like 10 years ago. That counts, right?

Yes. My pussy boner for David Tenant dies whenever I watch the episode where the Doctor gets a daughter. Used to be a great episode. Now I'm like NO THEY HAD SEX NO.

I love eating bacon, but I hate cooking it. It's not usually worth it when I already have the delicious soup.

Mine is literally potatoes and heavy cream. Topped with green onions and cheese if I'm feeling fancy. Oh god, I need potato soup.

I really am not understanding "lots of movies do this fucked up thing" as a defense of a fucked up thing. Like, okay, lots of things are fucked up? IDGI what is your point?

The VS show is not usually aimed at young girls. Also, it's still fucked up.

Can it be potato soup? Because then I'm in.

That's how my cat was when she had to go to the vet. The people who worked there were trying to be delicate about it, but I was like, "it's cool, I know she's an asshole. NBD."

I enjoy the show, but I get annoyed with some of the panel choices. There are plenty of shows that have uneducated (on subject x) people shooting their mouths off unchecked. We don't need any more of that.

OMG. I need a good non-wedding reason to do this. It sounds super fun!

They thought her wig smelled of patchouli and weed? That's what you're going with?