I love that he can't keep a straight face.

I had the same reaction to his mommy drama, but I also didn't really get Rick's rationale. Like, if he's going to poison your baby in a way that makes her sick so that you need him, that's not really something that will take immediate effect, and also he can help himself in that situation, so what is the point?

My feeding style would be an indulgent/authoritative hybrid. Per orders from the vet, she gets fed a meal twice a day (she was a fatty when we first got her and she could eat whatever she wanted), and I make her sit by her bowl because tripping me is not going to get you for food any faster, dummy, and I won't feed…

It's practice + removing your fuckups with nail polish remover. I actually really enjoy doing it myself (although I would kill for a pedicure chair).

OMG a coworker turned me onto Séche Vite, and I love it so much. I never used to use top/base coat, but now I use it every time. My nails look decent for a few days (I am hard on my nail polish), which is about the time I want a new color.

I feel like maybe I star too many of your comments and maybe I am a stalker? But you are my fave commenter and I want us to be BFFs.

This isn't a solution for the underlying rudeness, but I have an app for my phone that allows the 5 people I'm sure won't harass me for dumb shit in the middle of the night to get through, but no one else unless I'm actually awake and looking at my phone.

I really hate it when they ask for my goals. I mean, beyond continuing to draw a paycheck amd working as little as possible while still living indoors and having a little leftover for funtimes, I have no work goals. If I could stop working, I would literally walk away right now.

The fashion show is an example of unphotoshopped. Her many other pictures tend to be retouched.

I read the original comment as "not photoshopped" not "fucking skinny bitches aren't real/human". We've seen pictures of Amber Rose before where her legs/hip/low stomach area did not look like they do in this picture, because they were retouched. When you leave that off, this is what Amber Rose, human female, looks…

Wait. Kiera Knightly isn't conventionally attractive? From which planet do you hail?

I want to make out with this comment. Is that weird?

I think it's pretty clear that s/he has not.

She is still a virgin (as in, someone who has not had sex, not whatever philosophical definition you're trying to use). The juxtaposition of a pregnant virgin is the hook. I doubt they'll be giving either of those things up for a while.

Cristina had two pregnancies on GA. The first one ended in miscarriage, though she had already decided to terminate. IIRC, it was ectopic. The second one she straight up had an abortion, much to the consternation of her husband.

Yes, but you should replace "society" with "Leonardo DiCaprio". I don't think women, individually or collectively, should go about policing men's bodies. I do think that the women who fuck super selective men should take on the task of policing *those men's* bodies, because stop being such a shitty person, Leo.

Telling a man who exclusively dates super thin model types that he should maybe hold his own body to those same standards is not really the same as all of society telling women that we're useless, unfuckable sacks of fat if we don't look a very specific way.

I don't diet at all as a matter of course, but I would do that to have continued sex with Rihanna. Don't fuck it up, Leo!

Too bad that doesn't work.

Being a CHILD does not protect someone from rape. Like, you can't get more goddamn innocent than a child. What the hell hope do the rest of us have?