STOP RUINING MY FAVORITE MOVIE, STACEY DASH.

Because nothing bad ever happens to men, who we have already established are capable of taking care of themselves. They don't get robbed or murdered, because they can take care of themselves. Right?

Is this what an aneurysm feels like? Or am I beating my head against the wall without realizing it again?

But which song?!?!?

Can't stop watching.

Or anywhere other than the goddamn towel rack. Every. Fucking. Day.

I want to be friends with your grandma.

This is so much better than the swimsuit competition.

OMG I saw Selma today, and I am absolutely outraged that she was not nominated for best director.

It's true! I've been a BSB girl forever, but I might love 1D a little more.

OMG I love rum + coke! Can I be in your BFF posse, T?

If by horrible, you mean AMAZING, then okay. And yes, I am familiar with the concept of glitter, but in ny fantasies, a glitter bomb is like a confetti popper, but with glitter. Pouring glitter is fun, but lacks true pizazz.

The racism one, for sure.

If you like trashy teen dramas (said with the greatest affection, I watch this show religiously), yes.

Is a glitter bomb anything more than an envelope full of glitter? Does it project glitter somehow? Asking for a friend.

Pretty sure these bros aren't Catholic. Like, Catholic idolators are just a couple steps better than gays and whores, let's be real.

#notallpottedplants

Thanks for linking to a website that is not Jezebel to prove how Jezebel feels about a thing. That's fun.

If you're going to make a joke about rape, you should punch up (at the rapist) not down (at the rape victim). That's what they did.

I didn't ask if you could imagine teenaged girls being attracted to a hot dad, or using him to fuel their fantasies. I was a teen girl, I can remember. I'm wondering if you can imagine them taking their quest of getting him as their prom date to the Twitters and having people go "fuck yeah, retweet so this girl might…