Can you imagine a teenaged girl posting pictures of her friend's hot dad in a speedo to Twitter, and having people virtually high five her and try to convince him to take her?

I hate reporting on topics like this. You're necessarily going in with less than half the facts (because hospitals and state agencies aren't allowed to discuss patients/clients). It sounds like this mom hates science, and has used a combination of brainwashing and fear to make her daughter toe the line.

I honestly don't care that much, either, but Ross and Chandler both have good jobs. Joey mooches off of Chandler for a while. Phoebe lives with her grandma for a while (I'm only through season 3 of my rewatch, so I don't remember what happens when her grandma dies).

Yes, LET'S. Pretty much everything here ( https://www.google.com/search?q=shirt…) does 1000x more for me than the Biebs. He's so pretty.

Chocolate. Coconut. Peanut butter? I'm dying here. Gimme.

Two sleeves. That's what they mean.

Seriously. I buy 5 boxes of Samoas, and then more cookies for the bf, and they are all gone before the week ends.

The thing that should keep the hospital staff from issuing press releases about Blake Lively's hospital stay is the same thing that keeps your doctor from telling everyone you've ever dated about your STDs or pregnancies or how many times you've had mono.

HIPAA cares about Protected Health Information, which includes the name you gave your child, yes.

If it's Hook from Once Upon a Time, fuck/marry him, kill Gaston, and be besties 4eva with Maleficent.

I'm sure they explained that by saying Monica somehow inherited the rent control aspect of the apartment from her grandma or great aunt.

Seriously! I got presents from my BFF that her cats had clearly gotten ahold of, and I was still like AWWW. TSwift kitties biting/furring up my presents? Would never throw out the wrapping paper.

OMG why can't I stop crying?!?

Ugh, fuck you, Goop. Why do we still care about you? IDGI.

It's been my experience that the born-again Christians tend to be the most obnoxious. I assume it's something like that (have to do a lot of making up for all my sinful actions before Jesus saved me).

You don't *have* to go to Target, either.

It's always so unexpected when he does stuff. Like when he was playing with my boyfriend and shouted I WILL BREAK YOU (he's 3). I am not good at stifling laughter.

Okay, but how do you NOT laugh? My nephew garbled something about "her penis" in a tone of voice that just killed me. I laughed (and then he wouldn't tell me what he said).

Ugh, I work in a hospital ER, and my coworkers are all the worst about this. Like, how dare you have MA and also buy your children cool toys? Or have nice clothes, or a nice car, or some expensive looking hairstyle? We have one family in particular where the children have a couple of nice toys, but the family's living…

I assume you're referring to Admission, and she does not play Paul Rudd's mother. She is his romantic interest.