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I always pee before I clock out to go home, too.

There is no doubt who's side the NRA is on here. They have a long history of promoting gun control when it comes to minorities.

Just because kids make up their own guns doesn't mean we should provide them with realistic looking replicas.

An old cardboard tube worked perfectly well for mymy boyfriend's nephew over Thanksgiving. Or a toy airplane. Or whatever he was doing with his hands and the pew pew laser noise coming out of his mouth.

I get super distracted in the kitchen. Like, I'll be browning meat, then start chopping onions or something, and suddenly the kitchen is full of smoke. But I can make simple pasta and stuff.

Seriously. I'd be so much more shocked if you came out with a feminist rap, dude.

She's sixteen years old! (Or so she shouts at her father)

I hate those fairies so much after watching Maleficent. I've always liked her, even moreso after the new movie, and now I hate those fucking traitor fairies*.

She sings it before she sees Eric, sees his boat pass over her cave of wonders, and then after she rescues him, she sings a little bit of it from the rock where she watches him. The "your" changes from "humans I am obsessed with" to "guy I am obsessed with".

I love The Little Mermaid. Like, I bought it for myself a few years ago as an adult birthday present. I watch it every couple of months (usually in the bath). I like that Ariel has an interest hobby and she goes after it with gusto even after her dad flips the fuck out to keep her from persuing her dreams. It's great.

Looks like I have a new holiday movie to pirate this year!

1. I would like to start a BFF club with Lorde, Taylor SwiftSwift, and Jennifer Lawrence.

Fuck those people.

I like 1D's music, but I really admire the extent of your adoration. Feels like my bsb days.

This is not a double standard. It would be perfectly acceptable to make the same comment about a woman in the same situation.

You'll have to correct me if I'm wrong, but I can't recall or imagine that anyone at Jezebel would criticize you for making such a statement about female artist clearly trying to be sexy on stage. It's all about context.

Can a person apply for this friend dungeon?

I passed a man in the park in the middle of the day and he said he really liked my hair color and it was not creepy at all. He didn't stop or try to stop me, he didn't comment on my body parts or what he'd like to do to them, he didn't try to get my name/number/relationship status, he just gave me a compliment that

I love the mental image of the phrase.