Are you worried she's going to accuse you of rape?

The idea that you think you need to give your college aged sister this advice is laughable. You think she hasn't heard this from like a thousand different people by now?

If you're genuinely concerned with not raping someone, don't fuck people who have been drinking. It really isn't that difficult. And shit, the same advice applies if it's not actually rape you're concerned with, but the accusation.

When I get off work, I will be using this as a basis for a very happy spotify playlist.

You have to buy at least two copies of the app? LOL

You saw Disney prince dongs because you clicked on a post titled DISNEY DUDES DICKS. That is in no way comparable to seeing violent rape gifs posted randomly in the comments section.

There is more to the romance genre than the formulaic Harlequin books. The probability that a middle schooler managed to read a well rounded sample of the genre is pretty unlikely, no matter how much of a bookworm you were. You insistence that somehow all the romance books you *do* like must be in some separate…

You read a wide variety of romance novels in middle school? Good on ya.

In my personal experience, people don't hate on Romance because they've read a lot of it and found it, as a whole, to be lacking. It's more like a knee jerk reaction to an interest that is thought to be something only women enjoy. See also: YA - a huge variety of books that get lumped together as shit that silly girls…

Ditto, but they were my grandma's. I was soooo sure that no one had any idea what I was reading, but looking back, that's probably not true.

None of my workout clothes (shorts, capris, yoga pants) have any kind of built in underwear. I don't enjoy picking out wedgies all day, so: underwear.

I was under the impression that only terrible people went on these shows.

When I was young, I really wanted an awesome (maybe a little crazy) old lady friend that I would chat with in the elevator. Now I realize I wanted to be buds with RBG.

It has a horror movie, bright light turned on so you can't see your kidnapper kind of vibe. DNW

I wouldn't even know how to make the flash that harsh on my camera.

"Having sex" seems like some nice middle ground.

I would like it better if it were just the white part. The black looks too much like a trash bag. Overall, it reminds me of the queen of hearts from Alice in Wonderland.

I do now!

I have never so desperately wanted to see the Kelso BURN gif.

What the actual fuck are you even talking about? This IS what late term abortion is.