That’s just Embiid using PhotoShop to expertly convey how woke he is by associating all white Floridians as white trash.

Nobody will ever know. Hell, maybe the Wizards and the Pistons made a hush-hush trade to move Markieff and a couple 2nd rounders for Marcus and then the Pistons actually sent Markieff posing as Marcus to Boston as a fahk you to the Celtics...IT COULD HAPPEN!

Portland’s cap situation would like a word with you

A-Fucking!-men

Fun fact: Moose kill more people each year than alligators and sharks combined.

Oh I agree Trump will will never understand/perceive reality accurately, but to set an example for other people is what I was driving at. Plus, if you really wanted to make a statement, the best place to do it is to Trump’s face/at the White House, not by not attending.

So rather than try and be the bigger man/men, let’s just be children about it and turn down a potentially once in a lifetime opportunity. Seems wise.

By not pulling over immediately and leading 10+ plus officers on an hour long high speed chase during which there could have been multiple accidents involving both officers and civilians

Oh I am definitely not suggesting what the cops did is right or that the two situations in my example are the same, just pointing out there are interesting similarities to both situations as the motivation for the behavior by state employees (cops and guards) and what is allowed to happen in these situations are…

It is interesting that society/”we” don’t seem to have a problem with prison guards turning their back and allowing certain people to get raped or beaten in prison with the justification usually being the recipient deserves it as their prison sentence does not meet their crime yet here we have a guy who put 10-20…

Instantly thought of Peter Crouch...which is probably the biggest indictment against your dance skills as you can possibly have

As one of the few Portland residents that is actually a native, it irrationally bothers me that Austin stole our city’s motto and tries to pass it off as original. Fucking wannabe cowboy techbros.

It’s truly a tragedy to have those genes yoga pants out of the gene pool.

That face you make when you accidentally grab yourself by the pussy...

Can confirm. Literally did the same thing and turned my work computer to 25% volume thinking that would be safe. I wrong. Someone 6 cubes down walked over and asked who was on crack.

God are we really going to start needing a “saved you a click” guy for Deadspin articles now?

The issue with “The Process” is that draft success is still a crapshoot that does not yield better odds with higher volume.

That short of a man that close to the field clearly wants to be taller and a baller but the question is, does he like his dad want to be in fact a shot caller?

Deuce Douche Gruden (Born Jon Gruden II)