Here’s an enigma of a riddle: Jacksonville and Tennessee are playing on Thursday Night Football and yet Football Hell is somewhere else; how is that possible?

but after all these years we should know not to underestimate the great ideas of a guy who graduated from one of Canada’s top business schools with really good grades

6'7", 285 lb left-handed power forward who can shoot threes, dunk from the free throw line, handle the ball and pass.

Why does he look like a long-lost Bogdanoff triplet?

1. The hit wasn’t that bad. Shoulder-to-shoulder while Wilson admired his pass. It wasn’t “blind side” given that Wilson’s body was moving in a straight line towards Reaves and only his head was turned.

This reminds me of that time I didn’t win employee of the month and had my sisters call my manager every hour telling her that God would rain hellfire and plagues upon Papa John’s if my position wasn’t rightfully restored.

Thank you to Cespedes Family BBQ Roth’s burner account for bringing this video from Holt’s Instagram to our attention.

Write-in: Connor McGregor going apeshit on a tour bus. 

I can’t help but reflect on my own life and how fucking boring it is not to be completely insane. 

It’s hard to imagine where, outside of the UFC, Northcutt will find another nominally-evangelical-but-violence-fanatical fan base.

I do not expect this opinion to be well received:

The only cure for gun violence is more guns in the same way that the cure for cancer is for every single person to die. Boom. No more cancer.

Lukewarm take: the new trailer looks great and I really want to see the movie, particularly in light of how the new Jungle Book was in many ways superior to the original (aside from Bill Murray’s singing).

I love what Robert Redford has done with his hair.

The reality is that Eugene Melnyk is the worst owner, but the market is so small he won’t get the disdain he deserves.

One vote for every inch of collar height.

I’m sure Kobe would call it the Mamba Mindset and I look forward to the 5,000 word ghostwritten Player’s Tribune piece coming shortly.