That is to say, exactly like this.

I tried compounding my boners once and it ended in pain and disappointment.

1. It is a new season, but it doesn’t “reset” until 18 months have passed since the player’s last suspension. Wilson’s was like 5 months ago.

Remember some guys: 2049. 

He’s going to look great in a [insert not Oakland A’s] jersey next year.

Scorachek is still a better name.

The thing that fucks with me most about Kavanaugh is how like 65% of his head is above his eyeballs. It ain’t right.

The half-mile track was right up the well-nicknamed Dirt Princess’ alley.

Those women. Always trying to control our lives by not wanting all our teeth to fall out at age 30.

Reasonable take. I think my issue is his ceiling appears so tantalizingly high because of the skill that I expect more of him than guys like Zaitsev and Carrick. The volume of boneheaded plays just leaves me pulling what’s left of my hair out and wondering why the hell he can’t just knock that shit off. I guess that’s…

tl;dr, prick.

Does he not frustrate the hell out of you? 

A lot of words to get the same point across.

...in 2015-16, a year where his takeaway/giveaway was -41, zone starts were 52o/48d and expected +/- was -3.9. Again, I like him, but I believe he can we much better than he is with greater attention to detail.

Because I watch 82 games a season like a fiendish addict and trust what my eyes tell me.

Doubling down, I see.

A lot of words to type just to spell out what a prick you are.

I will be on board with this take until 3 minutes into the first game of the season when Gardiner nonchalantly tries to thread a pass dead centre across the blue line and creates an odd man break, then proceeds to shrug as Andersen faces a 2 on 0, again. He’s just so goddamn predictable with that shit. 

Those are all good. I think McDonagh is past his prime and Stralman, while steady, is overrated and benefits from being paired with an all-world destroyer in Hedman. I think Calgary is going to find out what Carolina did: that Hanifin spends a lot of time swimming and isn’t as effective in his own end as he should be.…

Here I was thinking Byfuglien-Meyers-Trouba, Subban-Josi-Ellis, and Slavin-Hamilton-De Haan were the top defence pairing in the league.