Effectively all of his net worth is in Amazon stock; of which holds approximately 80 million shares.

Guy gives away $2b and you manage to turn it into a bad thing. I pity you and the anger you must carry around.

My wife, a lovely and thoughtful woman, purchased a very expensive Redskins jacket for my birthday a couple of years ago. What she hadn’t realized is I had abandoned this morally bankrupt team and cringed at the thought of wearing the fucking jacket in public. 

Coincidentally, she had also been imploring me to lose…

Not that I disagree with the fact this team is bullshit and Vontaze is a psychopath but I do find it just a taaad ironic you Steelers fansclutch your pearls at our goonery when in reality the last three major defensive rule changes (that I can name off the top of my head at least) all involve Steelers injuring Bengals…

I mean, I’m not suggesting that Fiona should coach the Bengals ... but I’m also not not suggesting it.

I think you could argue that Andy Dalton is the worst franchise quarterback in NFL history.

Joey Votto.

Too many toes and a hard tackle.  Rex Ryan just soaked his beanbag chair

I think New York could use a 2nd professional team.

Glad I saw that one through to the end. +1

Pix or it—OHH, SHIT, SON!

The story was good. Pictures included? Make it a masterpiece.

I have no idea if this story is true or not, but I completely believe every bit of it because it’s true to me.

My best friend and I dressed up as Burt and Ernie for halloween about 8 years ago. Went out and got pretty hammered at the bars, and then I see down the street, Cookie Monster, just standing there. Well I thought it was a good idea to jump on his back, we both fell to the ground, and that’s when I feel a shot to the…

Meanwhile Eli Manning’s lawsuit against Minute Maid for their juice boxes being too hard to open goes tragically unreported on.

Went through airport security at BWI with Hochuli a few years ago. He was pulled aside for additional screening bc he had multiple laptops in his bag.

My best, Ed

Theres all sorts of takes in here about how the cougar was just dealing with people encroaching on its space. I cant help but wonder if they ignored the parts about how rare this is and something being wrong with the cat, and what the hell they consider to be a “natural life” of a human as if it is healthy for us to…

I think Officially Not Caring about another team’s no-hitter - or anything whatsoever to do with it - is part of the unwritten rulebook. Pretty sure this would stand up in any kangaroo court.

To be fair to him there is this really weird and obnoxious subset of people up here who will beat you over the head with shit like “Hey, did you know that the #3 ranked Squash player in the world....is CANADIAN? Doesn’t that just fill you with Maple Syrupy pride?”.