Damn it, guys. It’s Cncinnati.

Actually the fans show up late in four, five, six.

Tom should have drank more water to prevent that burn.

There’s even more backstory to it. Joey has been trolling Phils dicks for a while now.

Pete Rose is an awful horrible asshole serving an entirely justified lifetime ban. Ichiro is awesome and cool, an asset to the game, an ambassador for baseball.

Again fuck you and your stupid true hit king bullshit.

I’m sure you’re an otherwise wonderful human being, but this take makes you a goddamn monster and a war criminal.

Where I live (IN MICHIGAN, I KNOW ALLLLLL THE FACTS), there’s a feral cat sanctuary behind the divey rock bar several blocks from my house. It’s not like a state sanctioned feral cat sanctuary because that would be insane, but there’s a slew of volunteers who make sure these cats have food, water and cat boxes to…

Maybe that dude who broke into my car last week was raising money to start an orphanage...

All I have to say is, “YEAY!”

Worst Gilmore caused break up since Pink Floyd.

Moral of the story is rich people pay their help enough that even the maids can afford a Mercedes. Thanks Rich People.

“If someone is neither rich nor poor, what are they?”

St. Louis Post-Dispatch headlines:

Eli is still very famous and sort of handsome

[Troll mode]

I’m sure Jennifer Lopez and A-Rod have much better conversations:

In my Mass Media Law class in college, I was taught that “allegedly” is a weak protection, and it’s safer to carefully source allegations and not use that word.

Isn’t the reason reporters use allegedly so they can’t be sued for libel? I understand the frustration but the way our legal system works we have to give perpetrators their day in court

Update: He has already thrown an interception in the game, which will be played Sunday at 1:00pm EST.