I know you’re just teasing him, but Elway has proven time and again that he’s the glue that holds this team together. 

Or rather, Vegas will be even more uninhabitable in 20 years.

The pitching coach who tapped Garrett on the ass and said go get em not getting anything is incredible and I love it 

Waitwaitwait... how did this glorious moment not get highlighted?

Oh, you could get some days off, but I get the feeling it will be a lot more than 10.

This probably started with someone on the Pirates bench shouting “Antonio Brown was a cancer” or “LeVeon Bell is no Franco Harris, and did you know there are only 37 days until Franco Harris’ birthday, brah.”

Baez is a bit of a prick. “Friendliest"??

I know these guys are all professional athletes, but if I'm a Pirates player, there's no way in hell I'm getting anywhere near to squaring up with Puig. That guy's titty muscle is bigger than my head.

Goddamn that actually delivered. (The fight.) I love these “Crazy motherfucker wants to fight the whole team, actually DOES” brawls. Give it to Amir Garrett, he was committed the whole way.

It’s worth learning how to recognize snark online.

ARod was just leery about putting unnamed foreign substances into his body.

Nice of J. Lo to have the cake customized for his personality.

All of those reporters and not one mention of whether or not it was even a good cake. 

A-Rod just wanted someone else to eat the outside of the cake first, since he only prefers the centaur pieces.

Hey, guys. What’s the scene?

That house would be $1M in Ohio.

Holy shit, you went all out on this one.  I don’t think the Jets’ PLAYBOOK is this long.

Just pay for the beer next time, man.

He’s with the Angels, now still.

You’re right. The dodgers loved having him on their squad because of all the smart things he did. They were like, “Man, this guy is too smart, composed and level headed! We should trade him!”