Luck’s Dune book, like his offensive line, also has a weak front. And like the Colts’ D, the book can’t cover either.

I’ve heard the hour-long goodbye referred to as the “Minnesota goodbye.” As all my relatives from Ohio, Michigan, and western PA do it too, it’s probably more accurately called the “Midwestern goodbye.” Because Midwesterners are just so genuinely, guilelessly nice and concerned about not causing offense that a…

Saints wanted Malcolm Butler in the trade, not McCourty.

This is quality, passive-aggressive shade. Well done.

I love these articles but being a Patriots fan it’s always such a bummer having to wait so long for you guys to get to them.

Riverfront stadium was a big part of my childhood. I remember those slant railings. We always got those upper deck seats because they were like 5 bucks. Dad always made sure we were no where near those railings though. And we never heard the end of the story of the guy who almost fell over them.

Skyline Chili is incredible.

Jesus Christ even teenagers looked like they were 40 years old back in the 80s.

Sack Home Syndrome

I still think the game where the Bears only punted (no TDs, interceptions, fumbles, or FGs) is the most impressive feat in sports history.

Totally agree. Basic household finance should be a cornerstone of high school math.

Yeah, being bad at finances and being preyed on by predatory lenders are not mutually exclusive. In fact, the Venn diagrams of the two groups are almost a circle.

world’s most obvious Oberlin alum Lena Dunham

From the EW article about her Tonight Show appearance:

It never ceases to amaze how publicity whores leave no stone unturned for self-aggrandizing with social media. It’d take my breath away if I didn’t want to puke first.

Ooh, I love how articles about flakiness or chronic lateness always bring out the defensive flakes!

A majority of people (especially in LA, ugh... wait, do you live in LA?!) are like you who don’t want to commit to any plans or says ‘yes’ then bail when something better comes up. Apparently asking for a committed yes or no to be in the presence of an acquaintance is too much to ask of people. Everyone’s trying so…

“I felt due to my ‘image’ I would be letting down half of the people who made me what I thought I was.”

I am guessing this is the reason he gave her, not the real reason...which was...those eyebrows.

Of course he got the big heavy massage chairs from Brookstone- I think they’re the D Series Massage Collection. If he was smarter, he’d have gotten the smaller, lighter, but superior E-Series. I think we all know, though, that Flacco would never buy the E lite.