Luckily enough the Trump immigration policy makes allowances for white lingerie models.

In soccer or hockey, you could watch a tie and think, “Wow, what a game!”

Hey Russell, here’s an idea to avoid ties. Throw for a fucking touchdown.

As a Jets fan, the only comfort I have is that I’m not a Browns fan.

“Eh, a three flanked by two fours.”

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

I really want the Giants to make it to the World Series, go up 3-1 against Cleveland and lose.

What about every fried chicken piece, ever? Doesn’t that require pretty much dredging it in egg?

I couldn’t care less about the canibalism aspect, but chicken tends to be really drab in flavor as are eggs. There’s a reason you mix eggs with chorizo or some shit like that.

You don’t know that, there’s a possibility they could play Cincinnati.

Julian Edelman was born in 1986.

Have you reached out to the police department for comment? There are a lot of broad, sweeping generalizations made here about their motives. Sure, it may be propaganda, but NPR did an interview with the department and asked them questions on their reasoning. The primary reasoning was that there is a drug epidemic in…

It’s good to see Puig knock something out.

Goofin’

All I can say is thank CHRIST they penalized that one guy for jumping up and down after his team scored a touchdown. We need to keep that sort of behavior in check.

Hey, don’t sell the Reds short — they could still get a wild card.

Can’t

CTE is real, folks.

This is unacceptable by Carolina. Trash-talk is fine, but once the baseball bats are introduced it becomes a blatant act of WAR.

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