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Wildly underrated sitcom

Ben & Kate would be an even better choice. 

That’s how I found out about her. Was looking for a totally different cow-related song, and that popped up in the search results. Had no idea whether it was supposed to be a gag or not, but I instantly knew for sure that I was a fan.

The comments here will range from “who?” to “this woman is evil because she said insentive stuff in the past and signed a deal with a guy later discovered to be a predator” but let me just say this woman has taken part in some of the best pop music of the last decade. I’m sure she’ll cool off but if Doja really did

Can we have one discussion on Kinja that doesn’t end with us digging up a corpse.

I was over here thinking my reading comprehension had completely failed me.

My dad was a member of the Men Without Hats tribute band Men Without Pants.

As I see it, America is a modern country that desperately wishes to be an old one. We stand upon ceremony, such as who’s on our money, as if this is how it’s been for millennia—time we haven’t even existed for. And we forget that some of our most hallowed iconography, such as our flag and the accompanying pledge,

And where might you be seated in relation to both of these groups?

The seating is: Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right.