True story - what’s even sadder for that beer vendor is that his job doesn’t even provide enough to allow him to go back to his home in Kansas to visit his father. His dad had to use some of his retirement savings to travel to Landover just to be able to see his boy.

That photo should get progressively redder.

Week 10 preview:

“But as far as Billionaire pro sports owners”

Judge: “Why did you abandon the vehicle and leave these two women to drown.”

Mugging victim: So I was eating a sandwich and the guy just ran up and beat me over the head and took my phone and wallet!
Trump: What kind of sandwich

+1 majority opinion restricting access to safe abortions

Is this really the world we want to live in, where we scour through people’s social media posts to find something questionable they said TWO DAYS AGO to destroy their careers?  Honestly, who even cares what a school superintendent said when he was only 53 years and 263 days old?  How do you know he isn’t a completely…

That’ll be great for recruits and players to rewatch Michigan’s recent victories over Ohio State, Michigan State, Notre Dame, um, Rutgers and Maryland. Yeah, that works.

My *weight room has a huge *TV in it.

Translation: WHINE WHINE WHINE HOWL MOAN BLAH BLAH BITCH BITCH WAH WAH WAH ME ME ME, MY PRIVILEGE IS BEING THREATENED, HELP HELP I’M BEING REPRESSED.

This is recorded too. This isn't some off the cuff remark. So, either they didn't bother doing other takes, sensing this was likely the best they'd get; or this was the best of several takes. "Wettest from the standpoint of water." Thanks for clarifying it wasn't the wettest from the standpoint of urine.

Is the catcher trying to avoid getting hit in the face by exposing his unprotected neck?

Padding his Supreme Court resume

and called the situation “a learning experience.”

Was just thinking one day things like this could be cleared up!

I don’t like lying, greedy assholes.

Uh I think you mean toxic BEAUTIFUL, CLEAN coal ash. 

...forcing him to use his taser...