[slight rocking]

this isnt even accurate given that the marginal utility of money decreases the more money someone has. 2 billion to him would be like 25 cents to me and im a very lucky person who squeaks into the 90th percentile of earners in this country (until software automation eats my career)

“We’ve been estranged from my brother for years. Ever since he started spouting all this insane nonsense like ‘brown people deserve basic human rights’ and ‘the holocaust was bad, actually’ we’ve been unable to countenance his presence at family gatherings. A true shame.”

Living in the South, I can assure you that there’s an incredibly large slice of the population who consciously choose to overlook that the Confederacy was the literal dictionary definition of treason...while simultaneously talking endlessly about patriotism, support our troops, respect the flag, etc.

Tree Son

You can’t subvert the will of the people — that’s the electoral college’s job!

Years ago, while out motorcycle riding, a “friend” pulled something similar to me. Riding side by side on our bikes at about 60 mph, he reaches over and hits the kill switch on my handlebar. This stopped the engine’s ignition resulting in turning the entire driveline into a mechanical brake and almost threw me over…

Being banned from a sport is a slap on the wrist. This is attempted murder and should come with jail time. and the fact that you're really excited about sports doesn't make it okay to try to kill someone

Provide the lowest total cost with a minimum amount of nonsense? 

The official GOP response:

“The Wall Issue”

*Thinks to self, ‘why is this very website not called car-website.fun?’*

Kudos to Nike for bringing John Brennan and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad together, I guess.

Clearly I don’t know what the fuck Imam talking bout, Willis.

He could have easily used TehWrong but he done fucked it up.

cue all the MAGA chuds buying Jordans and shoving them down the garbage disposal 

He certainly is an adequate QB but calling him “one of the best” is pretty Islamabad.

Just a friendly reminder that this insufferable dickhead makes $10,300,000 of tax payer money per year while a citizen in Alabama working for minimum wage for forty hours a week would have to work 683 years to make that amount. Fuck you, Nick Saban.