Sessions will be gone no later than after midterms (my money is on Trump being unable to control himself and firing Sessions via Twitter in the middle of a Manafort-pardoning orgasm sometime in the next month). Trump will be without a replacement AG selection for several weeks because the first four people he…

Honestly, I just don’t see John Hennessey as the type of guy who’d lie to his customers, make false promises, or scam them in any meaningful way.

(A) “The economy and GDP and stock market are higher than ever before! I give myself an A+!”

Some consumers have simply never learned how credit works

I’d still love for them to take that prototype mid-engine “Corvette,” put this thing in the back and slap a Cadillac emblem on the front. Everyone wins. GM get’s their mid-engine super car. The Hot Vee stays a Cadillac exclusive, just like GM said. And Corvette purists get to keep rolling with their awesome, front…

“Omg, I’m fucked. Two ppl killed,” “Bro. I swear,” “I’m going to jail.”

I’m sure the family of the people he killed would be satisfied with a PSA about texting and driving.

Eat the rich.

Well I just can’t believe that an organization owned by Michael Bloomberg would go soft on the financial sector.

He would have said something more dignified, but he’s preoccupied, what with it being National Bone Spur Awareness Day.

Great idea, wholly agree.

“I can feel a heartbeat”

“If anyone is looking for a good lawyer, I would strongly suggest that you don’t retain the services of Michael Cohen!”

God, she really does terrify the bastards. Good for her.

The fact that kindness and decency needs to be crowdsourced says a lot about 2018 and it ain’t good.

This is so sad, but it sounds like Maddie and her parents made the right decision for her. In the long run, the bigots are going to lose, but they’ll continue trying to make life hell for trans people for a long time.

Hating Amazon so much has almost made me forget how evil Walmart is.