His explanation seems very far fetched. The X5 had a drive-by-wire accelerator pedal in 2003 so there isn’t a mechanical cable that could have gotten stuck and even if the pedal was malfunctioning it has redundant position sensors which would likely cause it to go into a limp mode instead of accelerating…

I’m gonna use that blocked-ad revenue money to buy you some nice, soothing butt-salve, and a mohair washcloth with which to apply it. Because you’re worth it.

Hmnn. Have you ever heard about the Multicar M25? The thing was built in the eastern bloc, weighs about 3600lbs, has a humongous power output of 46hp from a 2.2 litre diesel engine and can carry about 5000lbs.

Now’s as good a time as any to note that Rand Paul spent years holding himself out as a board-certified doctor, even though was certified by the National Ophthalmology Board an off-and-on board which he created, and not the American Board of Ophthalmologists, whose certification hangs on the wall of damn near every…

Haha. I get it. Because only a resident of the town where it happened could be outraged by a fucking mayor being complicit in the execution (and subsequent cover-up) of a teen by police to secure his own re-election.

“Kevin Nicholson: Father. Husband. Marine. Businessman. Asshole.”

When you say private just go all out and say “private religious” because thats basically the entire con here.

Snivel, snivel, snivel.... Yes, America in the 21st century—where every umbrage-filled whiner will piss ‘n’ moan at the drop of a hat.

The pay is better and usually subject to less bureaucratic bullshit. My nominally Catholic girlfriend worked for a Catholic school in Chicago and really liked it. However, she was reprimanded and asked for an explanation when it was discovered (**cough** informant**cough**) that we were co-habitating while unmarried.…

That’s what’s funny, they don’t have constitutional rights to influence their shitty church to not be shitty. We turned over so much power to religious groups that this is how the chickens come home to roost for people that support them.

Maybe because they expect their constitutional rights would be upheld.

I spent most of my teen years as an Anheuser-Busch procurement manager. 

(And this is coming from a Chevy fan)

We don’t need any performance cars, either. How many are actually driven on a track?

Anytime I need to specify if its a V8 or V6 for friggin wiper blades

Trump disparagingly referred to Curiel as a “hater”

I ... um...

The toes you step on today may be attached to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow.

I’m going to use this place to talk about the new diet coke ad.

I deactivated my Facebook account probably... 4 years ago? I remember it being exceedingly difficult (if not impossible) to actually fully delete your account. There may have been some kind of a process involving sending an e-mail or calling a phone number, but deactivation was good enough or me at the time.