I always thought the Watergate had all the architectural allure of a soviet era government office.

Does it involve chocolate?

You might try reading the article.

Oh, look! It’s a “certain” man.

Why now that you mention it, I could give a flying fuck about persecuted American Christians.

The last paragraph made me cry.

Excuse me while I go give a shit about downtrodden white men.

When did paying people for their work become “anti business?”

I have no respect for these blood sucking leeches.

You know that old saying, about having your tit in a wringer?

That’s terrifying.

In my experience the “core value” of any fraternity is to basically shit on anyone who isn’t them.

I’m a lawyer. I wear jeans to the office, unless I have to be in court. Then I wear pants and a jacket.

I think that’s the “art of the deal.” Screwing everyone.

Might I suggest a couple shifts at McDonalds? That might help him in his search to be “real.”

I hope the crappy uncle who took the Iron throne, does indeed try to impress Danerys with his might cock.

As bad an embarrassment Berlusconi was to Italy, just think what Trump would do to the US.

I would use all of them to convey my deep apathy.

I guess its empowering to overcome hurdle, after hurdle, to obtain basic health care. It makes us stronger and more determined to vote these fuckwads out of office.

You know what happens when you make women wait three days?