OK. Let’s burn him at the stake.

And they’re both pretending they didn’t see each other drop in the polls.

Versailles wanna be.

An Idaho teacher got into trouble for explaining the mechanics of an orgasm while teaching high school students about human reproduction.

Vaginas are for reproduction? Funny, I’ve had one all my life and have never reproduced.

As a University of Wyoming alum, all that’s in my head right now is the Cowboy cheer, “Fuck You, BYU!”

I lift my glass and toast the end of the wedding industrial complex.

That makes no sense.

Oh,Kylie. The world really doesn’t revolve around you.

Well, my prison includes a successful career, a wonderful marriage, annual vacations to Europe, a delightful home that is full of sharp and pointed things, and sleeping in to noon every Saturday.

The Kardashians are rank.

Yes, Trump sucks.

I am confused.

This is a case where my loathing of both of them is so high, that I wish they would just kill each other in a cage match.

I hope this leads to the ability to transplant a uterus, with a fetus. And eventually, just the transplant of a fetus.

More of a “urine test” yellow.

That’s quite the legacy you’re leaving, Carly. Meaningless legislation built on lies.

Florida is openly challenging SCOTUS and established case law, which says abortion is a right, but can be restricted unless the burden is undue.

I’m confused too. As a lawyer, I often run across the southern border. For a warm, sunny vacation. Is Ted going to try to stop me?

Great. Can I wrap a used tampon around the door to a gun shop?