Lawyer here. As a public defender, I had some god awful clients and cases. I did it because I believe, strongly, that everyone has the right to a good defense. Regardless of who they are or what they did.

That’s a god I want to punch in the face.

This is depressing. I fully expect conservative men to be sexist buttwipes, so it always hurts a little more when someone who pretends to be a feminist, turns out to be nothing but another buttwipe.

Well, that takes care of the mass shootings.

Every time I see Ted Cruz’s smug asshole face, I must repress an instant urge to punch it. Hard.

I think I heard the same story on my way to work, and yelled exactly the same thing back at my car radio.

If I knew who these people were, I might give a shit.

Fer fuck’s sake. When did health care become “violence?”

All I want for Christmas is a day, just one fucking day, void of anything Kardashian.

I can’t help but marvel at all the logic here.

Trump thinks that everyone who knows him, loves him. Therefore, meeting someone is the same as that person endorsing him.

I’m an attorney who was often mistaken my own secretary. I have a first name that is traditionally male, so anyone who reached me assumed I was not the attorney, but the secretary.

Guess you’ve never been to Wyoming during a boom.

Another Wyomingite here.

I can’t stand cats, and I was identified as a cat lady. I guess if you have to ask, you are.

So that makes him an expert on uteruses and stuff?

He doesn’t like the “pace” of the Senate.

How quickly he dismisses women’s issues.

That was incredibly sad, but so familiar.