I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: it’s a good thing that the Trump conflicts of interest aren’t over something truly sinister, like helping African children who have AIDS.

Just you wait! In 2017, they’ll start calling rape a “struggle snuggle”.

Stanford’s investigation of Karnes’s complaint found that Hinton had in fact made an “unwanted sexual advance” on the younger professor, but that this did not constitute sexual harassment.

I just came here because I have to spill my guts and can’t do it anywhere else.

Evil bastards always seem to live forever.

Kissinger helped usher in the Khmer Rouge. He can fuck off with his shitty opinions.

“How many times do I have to fight goddamn Nazi’s.”

How do you think I feel? I slept with him in college :-/

I hate to tell evangelicals, but kids are pretty understanding to sex as long as you don’t keep them locked in an attic ala V.C. Andrews.

The Texas Department of State Health Services has said the rule was intended as a public health measure to help prevent the spread of disease.

THANK GOD. I’m preggo in Texo and this shit actually affects me, right now, as we speak. I very much want to give birth to a healthy child but if I miscarried, I would not hold a funeral. That this governor would force me to have a burial is unconscionable. I’m a white, married, wealthy voter having planned children.…

Since it’s been found (yet again) that abortion very rarely causes mental health trauma, I’d imagine the GOP and anti-choicers want to get those numbers up.

hiding its shame under a slice of melted orange cheese.

...short-rib burger blend molded into a sad little meat thing, sitting in the center of a massive, rapidly staling brioche bun, hiding its shame under a slice of melted orange cheese...

And what a rich, luxurious salad it is. Dressed with Reverse-Elektra Complex Vinaigrette, shaved truffles (hand-gathered by orphans without health insurance) and finished off with a faux feminist sheen all around it.

But enough about Melania’s love life...

Heads up all; Pat LaFreida is the meat purveyor for Shake Shack. He really has delicious burgers. Trump Grill(e) must employ a special kind of idiot to fuck them up.

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

It got tossed.

What are the chances that this information will be given to women who reach out to a crisis pregnancy center in distress? I’m gonna go ahead and say zero fucking percent chance.