Nor the face of a man with an actual moustache.

Truly touched by the love of Christ.

Aren’t these the same clowns that constantly accuse President Obama of violating the Constitution? And claiming that they’re “upholding” it?

I wonder how many gun permits she’s denied, based on her alleged Christian beliefs?

“I used to carry this sign.”

Well, one thing you gotta say for Trump followers.

I saw it listed, and was happy at the thought of its return. Then, I watched a few minutes and was profoundly sad. It was awful!

Maple syrup? Labatts beer?

First, it was the frat boy who excused his behavior because “He’s a good Christian.”

“Do you know who I am?”

Does this surprise anyone? A group of men get together to talk about women. When women show up, they are degraded, catcalled and made to feel unwelcome.

Lawyer here. You have no obligation to send flowers, and you have no obligation to indulge her delusions.

Well, she’s dead so she doesn’t have to deal with the world that the Clown Car Republicans would create.

Well, that will surely prevent an unwanted pregnancy.

What pisses me off about this whole story is the idea that young girls are expected to play this “senior” game and just randomly go fuck a guy who asks them. It’s somehow prestigious.

Here’s how I feel about the Duggars:

Danica Patrick pissed me off. She had such an opportunity to challenge stereotypes and move women ahead in professional racing.

I will never again eat a Subway sandwich without gagging just a little.

Here’s a thought.

The card snappers sound like insects mating. Which, I guess is kind of what they are.